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Bloated Processor

Creature — Phyrexian·3/2

Card text

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and ": Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Card details

Rarity
rare
Mana value
3
Artist
Brock Grossman
EDHREC rank
#11178
Printings
4

Bloated Processor format legality

  • standardnot legal
  • futurenot legal
  • historiclegal
  • timelesslegal
  • gladiatorlegal
  • pioneerlegal
  • modernlegal
  • legacylegal
  • paupernot legal
  • vintagelegal
  • pennylegal
  • commanderlegal
  • oathbreakerlegal
  • standardbrawlnot legal
  • brawllegal
  • competitivebrawllegal
  • alchemynot legal
  • paupercommandernot legal
  • duellegal
  • oldschoolnot legal
  • premodernnot legal
  • predhnot legal
  • tlrlegal
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All printings of Bloated Processor

SetNumberRarityArtistPrice
March of the Machine Promos93prareBrock Grossman0.27 $
March of the Machine93rareBrock Grossman0.30 $
March of the Machine357rareBrock Grossman0.36 $
March of the Machine Promos93srareBrock Grossman—

Printed in March of the Machine Promos,March of the Machine

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