J. Jonah Jameson

two generic mana one red mana Legendary Creature — Human CitizenPower and toughness2/2

When J. Jonah Jameson enters, suspect up to one target creature. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.)

Whenever a creature you control with menace attacks, create a Treasure token.

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J. Jonah Jameson rulings

2025-09-19
Though JJJ suspects only one creature when he enters, there is generally no limit to the number of creatures that can be suspected. Suspecting a new creature doesn't cause other creatures to stop being suspected.
2025-09-19
If a suspected creature loses all abilities, it will lose menace and "This creature can't block," but it won't stop being suspected.
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If a creature is already suspected, suspecting it again won't have any effect.
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When an effect suspects a creature, it becomes suspected. It gains menace and "This creature can't block" for as long as it's suspected. It stays suspected until it leaves the battlefield or another effect causes it to no longer be suspected.
2025-09-19
Being suspected isn't a copiable value. If a permanent becomes a copy of a suspected creature, it won't be suspected.

J. Jonah Jameson keyword rules

Suspect Rule 701.58

Certain spells and abilities instruct a player to suspect a creature. That creature becomes suspected until it leaves the battlefield or until a spell or ability causes it to no longer be suspected.

Suspected is a designation a permanent can have. Only permanents can have the suspected designation. Suspected is neither an ability nor part of the permanent’s copiable values.

A suspected permanent has menace and “This creature can’t block” for as long as it’s suspected.

A suspected permanent can’t become suspected again.